Product Description
Boring Things Dad Says
Author(s): Rupert Baxter
Format: Paperback
Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You're not alone.
Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It's also the best dad de-coder you'll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example...
What Dad Says: "Have you done your homework?"
What Dad Means: "Please don't ask me how to do long division."
Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes.
You'll find chapters on essential subjects such as:
· The golf trip
· Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
· The shed
· Grandchildren
· Christmas
Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day.
About the Author
Rupert Baxter is a former IT technician turned writer. He lives in Milton Keynes with his long-suffering wife and three children.
Beyond writing, Baxter has a passion for garden landscaping and swears the new water feature is nearly finished. Boring Things Dad Says is his first book. Baxter has high hopes that it will be a Sunday Times bestseller.
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